next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
