She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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