pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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