in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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