two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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