She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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