If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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