CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Bring me that man meat
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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