i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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