I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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