He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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