I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Drunk is not a location!
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