Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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