Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
the day after is always just damage control
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I wear drunk well.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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