i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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