Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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