Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
please come you make the beer taste better
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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