I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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