Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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