Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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