Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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