we're blogging at a bar
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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