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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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