i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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