I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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