it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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