I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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