Me. At least after what I've been through.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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