Jerry, you need to find god
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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