She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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