Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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