i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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