So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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