Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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