He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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