threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.