My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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