Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.