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(704): View more from North Carolina

i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann

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honey you're def caucasian

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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z

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(704): i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann (803): honey you're def caucasian (704): i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z http://tfl.nu/jt3t

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(253): View more from Washington

I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.

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No. Just liquor. Time's no good.

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(253): I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time. (281): No. Just liquor. Time's no good. http://tfl.nu/1yv7

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(423): View more from Tennessee

If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom

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(423): If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom http://tfl.nu/66s8

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.

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(908): I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me. http://tfl.nu/2kto

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(631): View more from New York

Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.

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(631): Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick. http://tfl.nu/pj3f

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...

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I'm eager to hear this explaination.

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(423): Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog... (1-423): I'm eager to hear this explaination. http://tfl.nu/jgrb

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(712): View more from Iowa

i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends

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(712): i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends http://tfl.nu/3n1u

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(559): View more from California

I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper

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(559): I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper http://tfl.nu/pzfa

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(435): View more from Utah

he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!

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(435): he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?! http://tfl.nu/3uuq

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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind

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(904): just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind http://tfl.nu/p8c9

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(512): View more from Texas

I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?

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(512): I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high? http://tfl.nu/rga0

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(801): View more from Utah

Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.

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International sake day = success

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(801): Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward. (801): International sake day = success http://tfl.nu/corh

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(816): View more from Missouri

I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.

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(816): I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap. http://tfl.nu/otej

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(423): View more from Tennessee

He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now

(561): View more from Florida

I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.

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(423): He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now (561): I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE. http://tfl.nu/f0wr

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant

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(270): Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant http://tfl.nu/aglv

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