I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.