Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered