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(757): View more from Virginia

I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night

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(815): View more from Illinois

$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.

(212): View more from New York

Please take video.

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(206): View more from Washington

You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..

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(905): View more from Ontario

oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...

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(973): View more from New Jersey

random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.

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(386): View more from Florida

idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim

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