Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she looked like the before picture.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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