is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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