I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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