Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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