It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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