it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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