Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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