I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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