He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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