You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
