dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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