she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I need to align my fucking chakras
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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