just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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