I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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