Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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