As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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