He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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